January 2010
It still surprises me that when I talk about him, I shed a tear. Is that NORMAL?!
I wish I could MODEL. ANY BODY NEED ONE?! :)
I love commitment. Trust me, I’m the type of girl that will Commit and nothing will make the guy I’m committing with worry.
But my last relationship Hurt like hell. And now, no matter how much I want to Commit, I’m scared as shit. And I’m afraid to open my heart to any guy.
You can tell me you won’t hurt me, but that’s what my last boyfriend said, and look...
“Don’t be flattered that he misses you. He should miss you. You’re deeply...”
– Greg Behrendt, He’s Just Not That Into You (via arianesantos) (via anyuhh) (via bebibibe) (via iamjuan) (via lalalovelouise)
“All I wanna do is EAT. Eat the things that I want. NO DIET. I WANNA EAT &...”
– NICOLE
Laughtrip to si Vice Ganda
(Nakakita siya ng guwapo, di nakapagpigil)
Vice: Hi, ano pangalan mo?
Gwapo: Ako po?
Vice: Hindi sila, may nakikita ka pa bang tao? Malamang ikaw, ang tanga.
(Sa gasoline station, pagbaba nya ng window)
Gas boy: Magpapagas po?
Vice: Hindi magpapaconfine ako. Malamang magpapagas, gasolinahan ‘to 'di ba? Alangan magpaconfine ako dito, tapos dextrose ko 'yung unleaded gasoline niyo, at ayun na yung ikakamatay ko.
(Sumakay siya ng jeep na walang laman papuntang palengke)
Vice: Manong bayad po.
Manong1: Ilan ‘to?
Vice: Ay manong dalawa yan, nakakahiya kasi sayo, kahit ako lang mag-isa sakay mo, dalawa na ibabayad ko, libre na kita kahit sayo 'tong jeep.
(Bababa na sya)
Vice: Manong, para.
Manong1: Bababa ka na?
Vice: Ay hindi manong, sasakay ako. Sasakay ako ulit, dun naman ako sa bubong, mas presko kasi dun.
(2nd attempt)
Vice: Para ho.
Manong1: Dyan ba sa tabi?
Vice: Ay hindi manong. Dun ako sa gitna, sa gitna para masagasaan ako.
(Binaba siya sa gitna)
Vice mabundol ng isa pang jeep…
Manong2: Nasaktan ka ba?
Vice: (naasar) Ay hindi, nag-enjoy ako. Ulitin natin, bunguin mo pa. Isa pa! Dali! Ang sarap kasi! Nakabundol ka tapos itatanong mo kung masakit? Ikaw kaya bundulin ko? Tapos i-share mo skin feelings mo, kaya na-enjoy mo, sige magbungguan tayo. Laruin natin, ipauso natin, bunggu-bungguan.
I wanna give modeling a try. I know I don’t have the Height but I just wanna see if I’ve got what it takes to sell it.
I just need an ego boast. This week has been such a hard hit to my heart and to my ego…
I need to get my confidence up back to the TOP.
And the cash would help too. I’ve been thinking of going to Dent School.
And I wanna pay my own way to finish that...
